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Tuesday, February 08, 2005

Okla. Judge's Career Ended by Allegations

Yahoo! News - Okla. Judge's Career Ended by Allegations
Jurors and others in Judge Donald Thompson's courtroom kept hearing a strange whooshing noise, like a bicycle pump or maybe a blood pressure cuff. During one trial, Thompson seemed so distracted that some jurors thought he was playing a hand-held video game or tying fly-fishing lures behind the bench.

The explanation, investigators say, is even stranger than some imagined: The judge had a habit of masturbating with a penis pump under his robe during trials.
One of the witnesses said often the judge wouldn't be interested in a trial, then gradually be a little more interested, then very interested, then really really interested, then suddenly he'd lose interest altogether. Ok, I made that up. And I stole the bit from Kevin Nealon.


Anonymous said...

Hey, at least he makes me feel better about myself. I mean I never masturbated with a penis pump in criminal court!

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