But I *was* watching the baby
Today in the BJ's Wholesale Club, my 1 1/2 year old daughter somehow, without us seeing, pulled off her diaper from under her dress, stowed it back in the cart and proceeded to pee all over the floor in the frozen foods section. My wife was mortified, but I found it to be hilarious, seeing my grinning child standing in a puddle of pee. We did the appropriate thing, put back on her diaper and left without telling anyone.
Posted August 13, 2005 4:48 PM
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Clean up, ailse twelve!
Not mortified enough, apparently. Pee is not so bad, no where near as much bacteria as caca but especially for a food section you should at least tell someone about it. (It's not like there weren't any paper towells around.) Too late now though... guess you'll never go back to that BJ's again. You can skip town to start over, but it'll be difficult to get a new social security number.
When you become old, feeble and incontinent, and need your daughter to take care of you, you don't have to feel so ashamed now, just remember back to this day.
David Boudreau, August 14, 2005 12:10 AM
We were going to tell someone, but we couldn't find an employee to tell. Then we continued shopping thinking as soon as we saw someone we'd tell them, but then we sort of forgot.
Plus I think I heard it's good luck for a baby to pee on your floor.
Damien Katz, August 14, 2005 8:59 PM
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