But I *was* watching the baby

Today in the BJ's Wholesale Club, my 1 1/2 year old daughter somehow, without us seeing, pulled off her diaper from under her dress, stowed it back in the cart and proceeded to pee all over the floor in the frozen foods section. My wife was mortified, but I found it to be hilarious, seeing my grinning child standing in a puddle of pee. We did the appropriate thing, put back on her diaper and left without telling anyone.

Posted August 13, 2005 4:48 PM