The Fly

The fly thought he was Maverick in Top Gun, buzzing my head like a mini control tower, mocking me. Turns out he was more like Goose, splatted dead against some glass.

Or at least he would be if ever landed somewhere for more than a nanosecond. Goddamn fly.

Tee-hee! I totally made him knock over that lamp! -The Fly

Posted May 17, 2006 2:10 PM