The Volkswagen Lisp
The Volkswagen Lisp is the most configurable and powerful car in automotive history.
The Lisp was invented in 1958 (some say discovered) and the automotive world hasn't been the same since.
Volkswagen was the first to realize a car is just made of parts, so why not design everything around that concept?
Some say it looks a little weird with its odd curves, but once people "get" Lisp, they always fall in love.
The Lisp's power comes from its infinite reconfigurability. It can be anything you want!
Don't like the curves? You can give it a brand new look.
Want a convertible? The Lisp has you covered.
How about a Van?
Pickup truck?
Snowplow?
Racecar?
Jetcar?
Dune buggy?
Dune buggy?
Dune buggy?
Dune Buggy?
(Everyone likes dune buggies!)
Stretch Limousine?
Tow Truck?
Amphibious Vehicle?
Trike?
There is really no limit to what the Lisp can do and be.
What about luxury? You can't get more luxurious than this.
Who in their right mind would want a Lexus or Mercedes when you can have all that? Other cars try to control you with their ideas of what luxury is. Not the Lisp.
It's a shame more people don't drive a Lisp. Even if you don't take advantage all that power, just learning it will make you a smarter driver. Just ask an owner!
Posted January 4, 2007 7:24 PM
