Damien Katz

Thank you! I've been wanting this for a good while now! Tried to build Erlang, but there's something wrong with the MacPorts port.

There's something wrong with the Macports port? Maybe you should try the Macports port Port port. If that doesn't work you could always port the port port port over to the port port port port, recompile and then run this ruby script:

class CaptainsLog
def self.new_log_entry
cl = self.new
cl.stardate = Time.now
cl.log_entry = "It has been four day since we arrived in orbit around Planet Erlang and I couldn't port the port port port port port port. My crew, and I, are running out of oxygen. My ship is nothing but a cluster of unreliable commodity hardware. I can never forgive them for the death of my son."
cl.save
end

I had no problems building Erlang from source on Leopard, so you might try that. The rest of the CouchDB dependencies from MacPorts worked as well (minus erlang).